The Cheapest Wireless Desktop…Ever!
There are those days when you get really annoyed by all the wires surrounding your workspace and limiting your freedom. Therefore, engineers invented wireless desktops (keyboard and mouse) which are genius inventions but often not so cheap. Beside that, they have some inherit flaws of which most annoying is the need for batteries and somewhat limited range.Moneyless and genius as we are (and humble, too 
), we invented brand new wireless desktop that doesn’t need batteries at all! As with all new technologies, there are some glitches at the moment but we are working on fixing them. In fact, our wireless desktop is so cheap and simple to make that you will hate yourself for not inventing this before we did. Luckily for you, we will give you a full tutorial on how to make your own wireless desktop for free! Are you ready?
Ingredients
Here’s what you need:
- Wire cutters
- Wired keyboard and mouse
- 5 minutes of your free time
- Tablespoon of patience
- Teaspoon of luck
Wire cutters (can be any color, not necessarily yellow):
Our keyboard and mouse:
(Bear) Time:
Mouse transformation:
Take the mouse in your right hand. Take the wire cutters in your left hand and place them as close to the mouse as possible, like in the picture below, and do the magic:
Keyboard transformation:
Leave the keyboard alone. Take the wire cutters in your right hand and place them approximately 9.29133 inches from the keyboard, and repeat the magic from the first step:
To get it working you need some form of power, and as we all know there’s no greater power than the power of love. So, how do you harvest this power? Simply! Use the excess wire to create a heart-shaped antenna:
You might ask yourself “why is mouse lacking this antenna?” and we have the answer: since the mouse has less buttons it requires less power to work and it doesn’t need the love amplifier as the keyboard does.
Final words
As we said, this technology is still in experimental phase and is experiencing some minor glitches. However, if it doesn’t work for you then you must be a hateful person with lack of love. In that case, consider getting a puppy:
Happy modding!
Hahaha, nice mod guys! Although I wouldn’t call it wireless, it’s more like semi wireless because of that heart
Comment by steve — June 4, 2007 @ 8:24 pm
Hey, I have a problem.
I don`t wanna do things wrong way ..
So .. the five minutes must start at 11:55 sharp ?
11:55 am or pm ?
The clock must have a bear on background ?
Comment by Valentin — June 5, 2007 @ 12:57 am
No, you can pretty much use any 5 minutes of the day, but be careful on midnight…very tricky to get it working at that time. Have you seen the movie “Gremlins”? Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
And for the clock…a bear is not necessary. Any animal will suffice…just don’t take those tiny animals like ants, bugs, worms and such. They are not LOVEly enough.
Comment by arcom — June 5, 2007 @ 1:12 am
OH, SH** !
I had done it at midnight, while on tv was “gremlins” and my wall clock have ants and flys on bg. pic (and some flowers …).
I think I had both mouse and keyboard infected with trojan horses and .. advice, me what to do .. keyboard allready eated half of table and mouse had bite the clock ..
(break ! I must open a new beer .. ok ..)
.. but clock defended using the wings (is a windmill-like clock).
I locked all them inside a room and posting now from a internet cafe …
Comment by Valentin — June 5, 2007 @ 8:08 pm
WOW! That’s some serious trouble!
What kind of wire cutters were you using? Maybe the cutters were infected? Trojan horses are not all that bad - trojan ponies are worse! Luckily the clock defended itself so you still have time to make things right.
You can either wait until the keyboard had finished eating and then smash it, or you can use a giant hammer (no less then 20kg) and “persuade” the keyboard to stop eating the furniture.
Comment by arcom — June 5, 2007 @ 8:30 pm
Well ..
Somehow, I solved.
the beens and flys from inside the clock were not pics, as flowers .. were real .. only way I could release them was to smash the clock … and with same 20 kg hammer i managed to kill about 2-300 of beens and flys who had attacked me soon were free ..
But then I lost cobtrol of hammer and gone thru the window … rest of beens and flye use the way to go out … wich is the good side, the bad is that hammer fall in one`s head from seventh floor .. a guy stoped the car to help the one but next 17 cars hit his car .. one gone to reverse side then another 12 (several trucks also) were involved in this crash !
i`v managed to go downstairs and get back the hammer so police won`t be able to track me from fingerprints. Hurray !
The really bad-baaaaad is that all happen after I smashed keyboard and mouse …
Anyway, I found a use for keyboard keys …
Comment by Valentin — June 6, 2007 @ 12:34 am
tags not allowed :-)))))))
here`s the new use for dissasambled keys
http://www.coolhunting.com/thumbnails/uta.jpg
Comment by Valentin — June 6, 2007 @ 12:35 am
Luckily you were fast enough to get the hammer back! If we ever need to hammer-down someone, we will let you know
And we thought that we were crazy enough, hahaha
Tags not allowed? Hm…will check that out.
Comment by arcom — June 6, 2007 @ 8:48 pm
” … ever need to hammer-down someone ”
hammer-down
hammer-up
hammer-right
hammer-front
hammer-back
hammer-stright
and any other, negociable affordable prices, 3 months advance order-n-payment while I`m very busy doing that.
Never hammer-left. I do not support left policy.
Comment by Valentin — June 10, 2007 @ 5:52 pm