The Cheapest Wireless Desktop…Ever!
There are those days when you get really annoyed by all the wires surrounding your workspace and limiting your freedom. Therefore, engineers invented wireless desktops (keyboard and mouse) which are genius inventions but often not so cheap. Beside that, they have some inherit flaws of which most annoying is the need for batteries and somewhat limited range.Moneyless and genius as we are (and humble, too
), we invented brand new wireless desktop that doesn’t need batteries at all! As with all new technologies, there are some glitches at the moment but we are working on fixing them. In fact, our wireless desktop is so cheap and simple to make that you will hate yourself for not inventing this before we did. Luckily for you, we will give you a full tutorial on how to make your own wireless desktop for free! Are you ready?
Ingredients
Here’s what you need:
- Wire cutters
- Wired keyboard and mouse
- 5 minutes of your free time
- Tablespoon of patience
- Teaspoon of luck
Wire cutters (can be any color, not necessarily yellow):

Our keyboard and mouse:

(Bear) Time:

Mouse transformation:
Take the mouse in your right hand. Take the wire cutters in your left hand and place them as close to the mouse as possible, like in the picture below, and do the magic:

Keyboard transformation:
Leave the keyboard alone. Take the wire cutters in your right hand and place them approximately 9.29133 inches from the keyboard, and repeat the magic from the first step:

To get it working you need some form of power, and as we all know there’s no greater power than the power of love. So, how do you harvest this power? Simply! Use the excess wire to create a heart-shaped antenna:

You might ask yourself “why is mouse lacking this antenna?” and we have the answer: since the mouse has less buttons it requires less power to work and it doesn’t need the love amplifier as the keyboard does.
Final words

As we said, this technology is still in experimental phase and is experiencing some minor glitches. However, if it doesn’t work for you then you must be a hateful person with lack of love. In that case, consider getting a puppy:

Happy modding!





