We get down on our knees and pray to the great Sitemeter in the sky. Well, that is SOME of us do that; there are THEM who prefer to pray to pMetrics, but obviously THEY are terrorists, or harboring terrorists, so we’ll make up something mean and vicious about THEM so we can go and do war against them. You know, call them disinformation specialists and DEMAND that they give up or .. we’ll go in and build an embassy that is build to LAST.

Any bulwork against plain illiteracy and stoopidity shall be mine, sayeth the great Blogophere God. Speaking from a great mountain, He has told us to have no other geeks, I mean Gods, before Him.

He has commanded us to Love our Blogosphere with all our hearts and all our soles and take a good (re)booting if we suggest that plagarism is afoot.

We are to see each and every word falling from someone’s Qwerty as gospel truth, as He knows what we are all up to … It is the piece that passeth all understanding.

Only a truly Mad Scientist could be so heretical as to propose that something could be so warmed over as the blogosphere now appears to be.

Go to your room and say ten HAIL! Technorati’s! and prepare to sin no more! The dire days of the Messiah’s return are upon us, ever MORE blogging software shall visit us like locusts and

We shall meet our Final Judgment.

The righteous who blogged all day and all night for 20 years shall set on the right hand of Our Father; the rest are DOOMED …

Hate to rush off but my Feedburner runneth over. I must turn it off!

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