Blog Went Berserk!
No it didn’t, but we did 
We wanted to make some money, and we did…NOT! We were stupid enough to start writing about it…what a dumb-ass move it was. There are over 70 million blogs (yes, millions!) out there and I would bet that over half of them are writing the same crap all over again. Maybe 10-20 blogs are worth reading, while others are nothing more than copycats that generate crap that people read and think “OK, If he did it then, I could do it as well!” and before you know it, you have yet another blog that generates nothing useful (a.k.a. the crap). This is nicely described by Joshua Dorking in his article “Proliferation of blogs about nothing aka The vicious Cycle of Blogs About Making Money Online”. Blogging about making money by blogging is so boring that it eventually made us sick.
Blogging was meant to be fun!
Let’s keep it that way!
So here is the new and improved, anti-money-making-blog (as never seen on Oprah) with shiny new graphics and ultra high-tech, custom programmed, WordPress v25.76 (no, you can’t get a copy so don’t ask). We are here to bring the balance and save the Internet from being run over by crap – generations to come will be more than thankful on this superb move of ours. Expect to read about wacky experiments and everything else that you won’t find elsewhere. And remember! Don’t you ever, ever, try doing anything like this or you may suffer from some serious brain damage! In fact, reading this blog could be potentially dangerous too, so beware!
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So stay tuned…or don’t…who cares anyway. There are over 6 billion people on this planet and not all of them want to read about same things all over again.
Tip of the Day:
Yes, we now have the blogosphere turned into a RELIGION.
We get down on our knees and pray to the great Sitemeter in the sky. Well, that is SOME of us do that; there are THEM who prefer to pray to pMetrics, but obviously THEY are terrorists, or harboring terrorists, so we’ll make up something mean and vicious about THEM so we can go and do war against them. You know, call them disinformation specialists and DEMAND that they give up or .. we’ll go in and build an embassy that is build to LAST.
Any bulwork against plain illiteracy and stoopidity shall be mine, sayeth the great Blogophere God. Speaking from a great mountain, He has told us to have no other geeks, I mean Gods, before Him.
He has commanded us to Love our Blogosphere with all our hearts and all our soles and take a good (re)booting if we suggest that plagarism is afoot.
We are to see each and every word falling from someone’s Qwerty as gospel truth, as He knows what we are all up to … It is the piece that passeth all understanding.
Only a truly Mad Scientist could be so heretical as to propose that something could be so warmed over as the blogosphere now appears to be.
Go to your room and say ten HAIL! Technorati’s! and prepare to sin no more! The dire days of the Messiah’s return are upon us, ever MORE blogging software shall visit us like locusts and
We shall meet our Final Judgment.
The righteous who blogged all day and all night for 20 years shall set on the right hand of Our Father; the rest are DOOMED …
Hate to rush off but my Feedburner runneth over. I must turn it off!
Comment by virginia — June 3, 2007 @ 7:09 pm
ps, you ARE an exceptionally talented writer and very creative. Keep up the fine work. I am most impressed.
Comment by virginia — June 3, 2007 @ 11:33 pm
Apparently, you are also a talented writer, even more talented than me because your comment is bigger than the post, haha
Thanks for your kind words! We appreciate it.
Cheers!
Comment by arcom — June 4, 2007 @ 12:39 pm